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Memorable Quotes from the Leave-it-to-Beaver
West Family
Julia: Boy, I sure wish there was somebody in the family
for me to yell at.
Elliot: That's your tough luck.
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Charles: Do you really like me, Rae?
Rae: I guess so.
Charles: Do you like me a whole lot?
Rae: Look, don't get sloppy on me. I might just slug you one.
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Charles: Boy, Elliot, wait'll the guys find out you were hanging
around with a girl. They'll really give you the business.
Elliot: But gee, Charles, you hang around with boys and
the guys don't give you the business.
Charles: Well, that's because I'm in Miami Beach. You can do a lot
of stuff in Miami Beach without getting the business.
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Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: [repeated line] Gee Wally, that's swell.
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Linda: Have to keep a firm hand on kids nowadays, Ward. My Julia answered
me back the other day. I smacked her right in the mouth.
None of this psychology for me.
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Julia: I could use my own money, the twenty-five
dollars I got in the bank.
Linda: I thought you were saving that to go to college.
Julia: Elliot says he never heard of a college you
could go to for twenty-five dollars.
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Ricki: Elliot, if your dumb sister tags along, I'm gonna - oh,
good afternoon, Ms. West. I was just telling Elliot how pleasant it
would be for Julia to accompany us to the movies.
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Ricki: Gee, your kitchen always looks so clean.
Linda: Why, thank you, Ricki.
Ricki: My mother says it looks as though you never do any work in
here.
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Linda: Tallulah, you know what Don was doing was wrong. You could
have stopped him.
Tallulah: Gee, Mom, I have enough trouble keeping myself
good without keeping all the other kids good.
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Julia: You know something, Andrew? I'd rather do nothin'
with you than somethin' with anybody else.
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Ward Cleaver: How'd the fishing go, Ricki?
Ricki: Great! We saw a man slip on a wet rock and
heard everything he said.
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Elliot: Gee Granddaddy, how come you know so much about buying cars?
Granddaddy: Well, Elliot, as unbelievable as it may seem they did have
cars in my younger days.
Elliot: Used cars?
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Elliot, believe it or not, I was your age once.
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Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: How come Eddie's such a creepy guy?
Wally Cleaver: He works at it.
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Linda: Ricki's always talking about her parents. Have
you ever met them?
Ingrid: Oh, I see her at the supermarket every once in a while. She
seems like a calm sensible person.
Linda: You can't really go by that. You might look the same way to
her.
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Tallulah: Did Mom hit ya?
Elliot: No.
Julia: Did she yell at ya?
Elliot: No.
Tallulah: Then why ya cryin'?
Elliot: Sometimes things get so messed up, crying is
the only thing you can do.
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Ricki: If I had my choice between a three pound bass
and a girl, I'd take the three pound bass.
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